The Poodle School News Channel
Suspicious amongus molerat driving a foldable Russian Tesla reportably spraying suspicious red salt substance over suspicious snowy road.
Sus amogus tracker reported on back of school Chromebooks, staring into your soul. Do not destroy it! Some sussy bakas tried and the spirits ate them. (also because it's probably considered damaging school property and illegal [like doing devious licks] )
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